does zephyroth God of Osx64 accept bribes for a noob computer loser that wont exploit his techniques?

I just want leopard on my pc without waiting 3 days for it to download ...... thats NZ internet for you.... if someone can make me a patch to use on my legal copy of Leopard to get it running like zephyroths patched copy. i'm willing and (bearly but) able to pay $100nz for his or anyone for that matters efforts. even if its a work through that could explain exactly how to do it for a boob noob