Heh, as I was in school we had a bunch of 286's with green-display monitors... If you'd have hang an X-ray film in that room you got a picture after a while
Somedays we had a teacher who had no idea about computers, but we could go in the computer room as there was spare time. Then someone programmed a little batch file which made some PC beeper noises and printed a message 'Error: Water in drive A: Please contact support'. The teacher flipped out because he had no idea what to do
As I got in school the first time the MS-DOS ASCII Escape sequences (Control sequences) I wrote a little batch that changed the DOS resolution to low-res, the color to blue/light blue and printed a new starting message: "**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 ****"  Adding to autoexec.bat and you have some fun...
Some years later I tested some other MS-DOS batch things, and you can do some really nasty things with it. For example, a recursive batch that creates an infinite directory tree. If you delete the MS-DOS command DELTREE.COM you had to go manually (1000x CD) to the absolutely last directory, and then delete it normally.
Another thing is a batch which uses the text output redirection to a file, like "type >outfile.txt readme.txt". If you use >>outfile.txt the output will be added to the end of that file. If you create an endless loop like "type >>giantfile.txt giantfile.txt" you will create a file which exponentially increases its size! On modern computers you can fill in seconds gigabytes of harddisk space with this - only with 4-line batch file!
The screen invertion thing I had somehere else: Actually In Germany Apple computers are available at 'Kaufhof' which is a normal department store chain (hope this was the correct word), they aren't a specialized computer store. There was an iMac with mouse and keyboard, and Tiger installed. I played a bit with it, them some guy came and asked 'May I can help you?'. After a little chat I noticed that he had no idea from Macs, and I showed him some things - Terminal, Speech recognition, Photo Booth and different other things. And the screen invertion thing. The guy was absolutely impressed of the capabilities of a Mac, perhaps no one told him that although he should sell these things. As I was going, I could see from the escalator that he was showing the invertion trick to a collegue... 
2 Opteron systems: OSx86 10.5.8, Andy's 9.8.0 kernel, Asus A8N-SLI Premium, Opteron 185 o'clocked @ 2 x 2,95 GHz (2nd system 2.6 GHz), ATI Radeon HD2600XT 256MB Dual-Monitor 2x HP L2035, 4 GB RAM, Griffin FireWave as main audio device, Marvell + nForce LAN, Asus U3S6 USB3/SATA6 card, 5,5 TB harddisk, Firewire 800 card, Apple Remote + eHome IR receiver, 2x Wacom serial graphics tablet, Canon Pixma iP4700, Logitech Internet Navigator wireless keyboard/mouse combination.
My Audio stuff: M-Audio Transit USB (default audio), M-Audio ProFire 610, M-Audio ProFire Lightbridge (34 channels) using Creamware A16 ADAT converter • MIDI: M-Audio Midiman 4x MIDI interface • Behringer Audio Mixers: Xenyx 1002, Xenyx 1002FX, Xenyx 1202FX, Eurorack UB1002FX, Eurorack MX1804FX, Eurorack MX262A • FX devices: Lexicon MPX100 DSP, Behringer DSP-1000 Virtualizer, Behringer MiniFEX 800 DSP, Behringer Multicom Pro MDX4400 compressor • RETRO: MSSIAH midi/sequencer/synthesizer cardridge for the C64 (Dual-SID), Steinberg M.S.I. MIDI Interface for C64
Last edited by naquaada; 04-13-2009 at 09:47 AM.
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