Let me know if you need specifics on any parts, I have windows installed as well and I can find deviceids and stuff.

Seriously though, has no one had this problem before?
Normally it blinks past this blue screen in a second, then paints the desktop wallpaper and a mouse cursor appears... but I'm stuck at the point before that happens, and I can't find anything in the logs that gives any indication what's going on at this point or why it won't go any further.